AISubs v3.7
It seems like Tetsuya is going to confess.
Is Tetsuya going to confess?
I saw a comment on your sub-channel yesterday, and it said you've been wearing one-day contacts all the time.
He's been wearing contacts all the time because of that risk.
I was told that Tetsuya might not be able to see anymore in the future.
It's better like that.
Life is about choice.
I threw away my eyes.
Not your eyes, but your contacts!
I really remember it a little.
Please don't explain it.
It's important!
This is your time!
24 hours a day!
365 days a year!
We are all given equal time.
Your life is decided by what you put in it.
First of all, there is a big stone here.
This big stone is very important for your life.
It's work.
It's family.
There are many important things for you.
I don't think I can do it anymore.
I don't think you can do it anymore.
You don't have much time left.
In such a case, think of more important things as this sand and soil.
For example...
Well...
Insects.
Let's try to put in some insects.
I don't have much time to do my hobby.
It's a big grain of sand.
Is it your first time, professor?
It's my first time making this demonstration story.
There is more and more sand in it.
It's bigger than I thought, isn't it?
How is it? Is it full of sand?
It's full of sand.
You think so, don't you?
Yes.
This is water.
This is also like very fine particles.
I want you to spend some of your time like this.
Look!
It's still not full of sand.
It's full of sand!
It goes in much faster than I thought.
Yeah.
With this, you can really spend a lot of your time.
Yeah.
This is how important life is.
But!
In this life time...
Yeah.
First of all, should we start with TikTok?
Yeah.
Should we wake up in the morning and do something on social media?
Yeah.
After that, you have to work.
You have to spend time with your family.
It's overflowing!
By making a mistake in the priority and putting it in like this...
Your life will be filled with such a waste of time.
The order of putting it in is really important!
Well, it's a famous story.
It's called "big rock theory" or "big rock law".
Did you do it with water?
I didn't know it was water.
It just happened to be a stone that floats in water.
I think it's a very important realization in life.
Yeah.
You can also say it with a big bite!
You don't need a big bite, so I'll say it for the last time.
You can say it physically!
When you eat a big bite in this order of size like stone, sand, and water...
And when you eat a big bite in the order of water, sand, and stone...
Won't you be touched?!
What do you mean, professor?
From now on, I'm going to give you a very fast measurement.
Yes.
While measuring the weight with this...
Please eat a big bite in the order of stone, steak, porridge, and water.
Oh!
If you're full of stone, steak, and you put the porridge in front of you...
Then you eat the porridge.
If you can swallow it, you can eat it up to the limit.
If you can't swallow it anymore...
Then you put the water in front of you and put it in between.
And!
Later, you reverse it and drink a lot of water first, and if you can't get in, you go home, and if you can't get in, you go to the end of your life.
If all parties win by doing this,
A large knowledge theory is proven to be applicable to a large meal.
I thought you'd say that, so I've already done it.
What!?
I've done it before, so I hope you'll do it today.
Yeah!
VTR!
9!
9 is professor's 9!
No, it's not.
Let's put a stone on top of VTR's "V", right?
Hurry up!
So, let's start from recycling.
This is a stone in a bottle, right?
That's right.
Let's eat!
Oh, that's what it tastes like.
I see.
Maybe we don't have to eat much because it's a stone.
It's better to put it in a bottle with the image of "goro goro".
In theory, it's a loss.
No, no, no.
It's not good if you don't weigh the facts.
You're smart.
You've noticed what you shouldn't have noticed.
So I'll cut it out.
Can you cut it out, please?
Why are you cutting it out? It should be broccoli.
Who decided it?
It's stupid to think it's going to roll in your mouth.
Chew it!
But I'm doing my best to tie up the salt and medicine in my bag.
That's a law you tied up when you're stupid, isn't it?
Take responsibility and eat it!
It's been 30 minutes since we started, but Shibuya-san, how many grams do you eat?
264 grams
I eat 255 grams, so it's about the same.
How about you, Ryo-san?
455 grams
Is it a little less?
You eat a lot, Ryo. It's not like that.
It's amazing.
No matter what anyone says, I won't eat any more of this.
You did a good job today.
It's the limit.
Shibuya-san?
I eat 351 grams.
I eat 323 grams.
I eat 552.1 grams.
But you're already full, aren't you?
Yes.
Thank you for the meal.
However!
Yes!
I will eat again from now on.
That's right.
I'm afraid you'll say, "You haven't eaten at all yet," but that's not true at all.
Yes!
Wow!
That's a lot of food!
Ryo of a young man
Let's eat!
To the limit!
Let's eat quickly.
I want to say "Zubobobo"!
Thank you for the meal!
Kitsunomikuto and Bektol may be the same.
It's different from what I thought.
I thought it would be sweet and sour.
After all, this is also salty, so it shares the fat, salt, and gauge of meat.
I wanted to drink a lot of water until now, but it's getting better.
It's good because it's gone.
I can't drink water anymore.
If you calculate it lightly, it's ridiculous.
Really?
We couldn't eat more than 300g, so there's no way we can eat more than 300g.
There's no way.
We said we couldn't eat more than 300g.
We said we could.
We said we could eat 100g.
100g is a lot of food.
We said we couldn't eat more than 300g.
We can't eat it anymore.
We said we couldn't eat it anymore.
We don't need it at all and we're full of sweet.
We could eat it, but we can't eat it.
We can't eat it.
There's no way we can eat it.
Shall we calculate it?
It's weird.
We said we couldn't eat more than 300g, but it's 483g.
We said we couldn't eat more than 552g, but it's 702g.
We said we couldn't eat more than 330g, but it's 1006g.
It's expensive.
We ate one kilogram of it.
It decreased a lot.
We shouldn't make conclusions now.
As an experiment of eating and drinking, let's drink water at last.
Yes.
Yes, water.
Please drink it.
It's water.
It's 560g if you drink it.
What?
We said we couldn't eat more than 300g, but it's 483g.
We said we couldn't eat more than 552g, but it's 702g.
It's weird.
The more you eat it, the more you can eat it.
It's water.
The last one was almost water.
That's right.
It's water.
I'm sorry, but I'm really full because it's 560 yen.
That's not true.
I'm really full because it's 560 yen.
Don't give me half of it.
I think you've reached your limit, but let's have a last bite.
Thank you for the meal.
I drank 489 grams of water.
I drank 777.4 grams of water.
I drank 506 grams of water.
This is the result of eating from large to small in order.
I'll put it back.
You don't know the result yet, do you?
I don't know anything yet.
You've noticed a lot of things last time, so you might want the professor to look at you.
I'd like to compare it with what I got last time and see how it is.
Yes.
First of all, is it water?
I'd like you to fill it up with water first.
Professor, please bring me a cup of water.
Professor, here you are.
First of all, please drink this water.
You're going to be full, aren't you?
First of all, don't say you can't drink anymore.
560 grams of water is a lot of water.
What did you say?
Professor, it's true that it's not spicy.
Are you full of TikTok?
Can you eat it?
I'm about to be full.
I'm going to be full of TikTok.
Help me, help me, help me.
What?
Wait a minute.
It's not good to spill it from a bowl.
It's an accident.
I don't know.
You said weird things like this, "It's hot," and "Be quiet."
Really?
I don't know what's connected.
Let's go home after this.
No, I can't.
I don't think I can.
Professor, are you still editing TikTok?
What?
TikTok is 7 hours long, so please stop for a moment.
It's not like YouTube.
Well, if you say YouTube, I think we're done.
You often hear that, don't you?
It's like it's been a few hours since I saw TikTok.
YouTube is about gravel.
It's about the same as gravel.
What is water in life for everyone?
Twitter is...
I'm going to look at Twitter's recommended people.
The left side is really time-consuming.
Only erotic people come out.
I don't know.
You drink water from a well, don't you?
I drink water from a well.
I don't know where you get your LINE messages from.
That's...
What? You drank five of them?
I drank five of them.
Wow.
It's impossible for me to drink five of them.
That's not true.
No, it's true.
It's impossible for a human body to drink so many of them.
Right?
But it's perfect for me.
You said the same thing.
It's impossible for you to drink five of them.
It would be different if you drank it for a lifetime.
It's impossible for me to drink it for a lifetime.
It's impossible for you to drink it for a lifetime.
It's too much for me.
It's perfect for me.
I can't drink it anymore.
Are you done drinking?
No, I can't drink anymore.
You're done drinking.
Okay, let's stop drinking. It's not important in life.
Please tell me the result of your water.
My water is...
2,022.8.
Wow.
You succeeded in drinking two kilograms of water.
What about you, Hashime?
2,284.6.
2,800.
It's perfect for you.
You succeeded in drinking two kilograms of water.
However, there is a more important method.
That is...
porridge.
Porridge is important.
It's because people who eat a lot of porridge have a better sense of eating a lot of porridge than people who eat a lot of water.
Please start.
It's delicious.
It's a lump of deliciousness.
Porridge.
Did you make such a great porridge?
I can eat more than I thought.
I like it more than I can eat it while I'm eating it.
My water is running out.
Can you make a line that fits a butterfly and put it in my mouth?
Wait here, wait here! Wait until you go home!
My test tube is full of holes.
It's a mess.
I'm going to pee.
What are you doing?
What are you all doing?
Oh, well...
It's impossible.
It's too painful for me to go to the bathroom.
At the same time, there aren't many things you can't go to the bathroom for.
If you think about it, if you accept the premise that humans are animals with holes in their skin,
it might be better.
If you can go in with that.
In other words, is it okay for me to go to the bathroom?
It's okay.
Wow!
Everyone came.
There were only two toilets.
I'm sorry.
It's amazing that humans are like this.
It's amazing.
It's perfect for me.
I knew it!
It's not like that!
- How much did you eat? - 1,255.1kg - That's crazy!
- 1.2kg? - I ate 1.2kg of seafood.
- You drank water to the limit? - Yeah, I drank it all.
- I can't believe you said that. - Seriously!
- When I saw the seafood, I thought it wouldn't fit in my mouth. - Yeah.
- But when I ate it, it was amazing. - 1.2kg!
- I don't know if it's true, but... - Let me see.
- 1,401kg. See? See? - What does that mean?
- You drank it to the limit?
- I really drank it to the limit. - Seriously, 788.4kg.
- That's amazing. - But it was really heavy.
- But the important thing is... - Yeah, it's important.
- When you eat it, you don't know how much you ate. - That's not what we're talking about!
- Here it is! - Let's eat!
- Okay, then... - Let's eat!
- Saikoro Steak Big Eater, please enjoy! - Okay!
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
- Steak!
- OK, that's a wrap for today! - OK, that's a wrap for today!
- I won't eat anymore~
- I'm done eating~
- It's over!
- I'm done with painting it!
First of all, can you tell me the amount of this dice steak?
151g
Well, you did a good job.
Well, it was the last one, so I couldn't put it in.
Thank you.
You guys are the worst.
Well, you did it to the limit.
2, 7, 8.
You're still going.
As a result, I'm really curious about which one it was.
Once again, can you tell me today's total and last time's total?
Today's total is...
water is 2,022.8g,
porridge is 788.4g,
meat is 151g,
total is 2,962.2g!
Wow! Less than 3,000!
- Yeah! - I gained 3kg.
That's a lot.
- Um... last time! - Yes!
- Here's the total. - Yeah!
1,295g!
- Huh? Huh? Huh? - And...
- Huh? Which one? - Together, it was 1,295g.
The total weight is 323g of meat, 483g of porridge, and 489g of water.
Wait a minute.
What?
Did you divide it from 1,200g?
Yes.
Next, Yo-san.
I'll tell you the total.
Really?
Today's total is 4,333.1g.
That's a lot of weight.
Last time's total was 2,032g.
What?
What did you divide?
Next, Shime-san.
Today's total is 3,720g of meat.
That's a lot of weight.
Last time's total is 1,863g of water.
That's not good.
It's not good.
Red line.
I'm not here.
You can't limit it with half of your strength.
Red line.
It's the opposite.
I don't think it's fundamentally different.
I'm sure it's nonsense to weigh a lot of food.
That's right.
I thought it was different now.
No, it's not now.
I think it's better to do it with individual numbers, for example, how many you eat in a week or period of time.
Oh, it's hard.
It would be nice to have such a story.
I can't think of anything.
With individual numbers.
How about 300?
If you do such a story, it's hard! Don't say that! Stop it!